Has the art of romance been
totally lost? I ask because three
versions of what is arguably the most romantic play of all time, Shakespeare’s
Romeo and Juliet (you know, the one where the title characters literally die for
love) have opened over the last four weeks and not one has managed to win people’s
hearts.
I haven’t seen the new movie
(which has a screenplay with dialog added by “Downton’s Abbey”’s Julian
Fellowes and a piddily 22% favorable rating on the Rotten Tomatoes movie scoring
site) but I have seen both the glossy Broadway production now playing at the Richard
Rodgers Theatre and the bare-bones interpretation that opened this past week at
Classic Stage Company and neither stirred up any passion in me.
I had been rooting for the Broadway
version because I’d written a small profile of its Juliet, Condola Rashad, for
Essence magazine (click here to read it) and found the actress to be totally charming.
The show’s big draw, however, was supposed to be her co-star Orlando Bloom, the
heartthrob in “The Lord of the Rings” and “Pirates of the Caribbean” movies who
is making his Broadway debut (click here to read a piece about him).
The two look hot and sexy on
the cover of the Playbill and on the billboards that have been plastered across
the city but the heat between them is missing onstage. They’re both capable actors (Rashad has been nominated
for a Tony for each of her two previous Broadway performances) but they’re novices
at doing the Bard’s work and clearly needed guidance from their director David
Leveaux.
Alas, Leveaux has spent so
much time on making the show look cool (hip contemporary costumes, trendy music
played by live musicians, floating balloons, bursts of fire) that he seems to
have had little energy leftover for anything else.
Pre-show publicity had trumpeted
how all the members of Juliet’s family, the Capulets, would be black, while
their arch enemies, Romeo’s parents, the Montagues all white. That may have
given the veteran African-American actors Chuck Cooper and Roslyn Ruff a chance
to take on classical roles but nothing is made of the racial distinction so why bring it up in the first place?
Similarly little attempt has
been made to unify a hodgepodge of acting styles. Ruff brings such fury to her scenes as Lady
Capulet that it seems as though she’s actually auditioning for Lady Macbeth. Christian
Camargo shamelessly plays to the audience by turning Romeo’s best friend Mercutio into a hipster dude. And Brent Carver comes across more as the mopey lead singer
of an emo band than as the lovers’ well-intentioned but hapless confidante Friar
Laurence.
Thankfully, Jayne Houdyshell
summons up her formidable skills and makes Juliet’s Nurse appropriately funny
and, when she should be, heartrending. But all the performances are
overshadowed by the fussy stage business Leveaux has concocted.
It’s no spoiler to tell you—cause
everyone has been talking about it—that he has Bloom make Romeo’s entrance on a
motorcycle for no apparent reason at all, except that it gives anyone who wants
to a chance to squeal when the actor removes his helmet.
Working with scenic designer
Jesse Poleshuck and lighting designer David Weiner, Leveaux has created some
beautiful stage pictures (tater in the show, Juliet is suspended in midair) but
that’s not why those of us who revere the tragedy of the star-crossed lovers go
to see Romeo and Juliet.
And I’m afraid I can’t give
you any good reasons to see the CSC’s version either. Unlike Leveaux, director Tea
Alagić has opted for a minimalist approach. There is barely any set to speak
of—just a brick wall, a few chairs and a table.
The actors also wear as little as possible (at one point, Juliet’s cousin
Tybalt is naked). And several affect a strangled style of speech that is
often unintelligible.
To make matters worse, Alagić
is so focused on this mumblecore concept that she, too, has neglected to
provide the help that her cast so obviously needs. The result is that Elizabeth
Olsen, who has done well in some indie movies, makes a pallid Juliet (click here for an interview with her). And Julian Cihi, a recent graduate of New York
University’s masters program, is just as wan as Romeo.
Meanwhile, the stage vets in
the cast are allowed to come on way too strong. T.R. Knight may be best known
for his role on TV’s “Grey’s Anatomy” but he began appearing on New York stages
in 1999. Yet his interpretation of Mercutio consists entirely of shouting and flinging
himself around the set.
Even worse, Daphne Rubin-Vega, a
two-time Tony nominee and the original Mimi in Rent, plays the
Nurse as though she were channeling the Latina comedienne Charo, complete with outbursts
of Spanglish.
Audiences are showing little
love for either production. Attendance at the Broadway version is hovering
around just 50 percent. And on the day my sister Joanne and I saw the CSC production,
about 20 percent of the audience left at intermission.